Anyone know of any good ones? XD i know a really funny one that i told to snyperkat

"Did you just fart? cause you blew me away!"

and this was a sweet one that i found...
"Can i have ur picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas?"

heehee i'd like to see what you guys come up with!

yeah i have never been good with the girls...i need some body hows about you



and bye the way love your sig

uhm whats a boy band actually..your favorite musics?? thats boy band...

no no no silly!! ^^ i was aking if you know any pick up lines! haha like "Do you have a map cause I'm lost in your eyes!" I duno where you got boy bands from...@.@

ooops. sorry...

Lol those are pretty funny, these are some of the ones that I use in real life.

I got alot of em and they do work! O_O I be like...

1.) " Hey ma, are you tired? Because you have been walking allover my mind. "

2.) " If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "

3.) " Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy? " - Gets em laughing...lol? "

4.) " Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? "

5.) " If I was sick you'd be my cure " - Lamest one but works most, all these actually don't work, but get em to laugh so I guess...they do work?

im tired can i sleep on you?

lol.....u guys scare me lol!

ahihihihi she was scared ahahahahhahahah

can't think of any!! AKARY!! ur display picture is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know i know!!!!!

do u have life, u seems lifeless?

no no stupid joke i have i suk -.-'

hearing aids, Band-Aids, Rolaids, walking aids, government aid.

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST.

ahhhhhhhhhh ehhhh i forgot what i' going to say ahihihihi

Hmm, well, there are always the classic ones such as "So they re-arranged the alphabet and they put U and I together" and "Your father must have been a thief... he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

I know some funny responses to other corny pick-up lines, but I think my favorite one would have to be:
"I have 20 dollars in in my pocket, would you like to help me spend it?"
"Okay, give me 20 dollars and I won't tell anybody you're an idiot."

Then again, the poor guy is just trying to give the girl a compliment. XD

Speaking of the classics SK, how about "I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

And I read this one in a story once, that was actually about horrible pick up lines. X-x "Let's play a game, it's called 'Let's get naked' and you can go first." That one was pretty bad. X-x

Baby...I wanna get on you like Whinny the Pouh....stick my nose in your hunny jar.

there are some really good ones in here, but you will never hear mine.

............ lol!!!

lol... they were pretty funny, talk about dry humour...

muahaha i have more!!!

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?

Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.(this one is really dumb...)

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.(and this one is soo SWEET! guys/girls i URGE you to use this one girl/boyfriends!!)

They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

and finally...
I don’t know if you are beautiful or not; I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet. (i also think this one is sweet!)

There you go! some funny some sweet! enjoy everyone!

Pick up lines are foolish. If you seem someone you like, acting normally and showing kindess can do much better than making a fool out of yourself.

pickup lines are a hilarious staple of society.

Which is why they are so entertaining to make fun of.

Yeah that's a really good point.

lol, those are hilarious. The corniest one I've ever heard is

"If you were a booger I'd pick you."

It's gross at the same time, so guys/girls if you don't wanna get a slap in the face DON'T use that one. XD

hahaha I love makin fun of pick up lines! ^___^ and that's a funny one DarkAngel! ^o^ heehee! oh man are there any more funny ones out there?

I have one and its great uhhhhhhhhhhhh......do you have an airplane because my hart just took off(stupid huh? just my style)

I rather just look at the girl instead of going over there and messing it up with some kind of pick up line

im going to use these thanx

Hey ladies im a professional Annoucer for extreme Volleball

was your father a thief? then how did he steal the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes?

There is one I never used but I heard:

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.

Quagmire: You have to this beautiful to ride the quagmire.

to tell you the truth i don know wat is this

My favorite: Do you believe in love at first site or should i walk by again?

or

This leg is Thanksgiving and the other leg is Christmas, let's get together between the holidays.

I think that's a good one Doesn't make the guy sound stupid..

i think all pick-up line are soo cheesy...

"is this seat taken?" if the answer is yes... *bow to the empty seat* "oh, sorry, I didn't see you there.."

also "where?" will get a laugh

I learned that the hard way. But here is what I used in middle school "I hope there's a hospital near by, Because You take my breath away" and " Are you a Princess because you complete my Fantasy." Dont say that because she'll think your a Kinky freak. Say this " God must be tired, Because when he made you he went into overtime"

XD I love these things.

Not really a pick-up line, but I have beek asked (by a drunken moron) "Hey beautiful, what colour is your underwear? Can I see?"

...XD AWFUL.

best pick up line ever

Hi im (your name here).

I have two,

you say ''Do you know who you look like,'' the girl says ''Who,'' you say ''My next girlfriend,'' Then you take her home.



do you have mirrors in your pants because I can see me in them

ahh what would the world do with out pick up lines..I guess we would all laugh less.

Here is a new one I just thought of. If i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head

Heres some of mines their cool:


1)Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

2)Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.

3)My name is Sasuke_kun...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

4)There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you!

5)I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bedrock

Firstly, you can't say that because it's heads. Secondly, it's retarded. Your guarenteed a slap to the face. Or better yet, a kick in ....well you know.

I have better pickup lines than your a**

Sure you do. Because pickup lines at the height of social conciousness. And I don't happen to follow that absurdness. Shall we continue arguing?

Anyways, I have none. I don't need them.

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No they are not, and I don't need them either

I only have a few. one I cant say on this site. I never used pickup lines. People who actually use them for pick ups are...How should I say... A slim pickens away from the special ed class.

Oh you don't? Your PM to me would make that contradictory.



Thank you for saying what I could not. I'll stop spamming now, sorry. I had to say it.

no it wouldn't, and I will stop spamming too