1. The Girl Scout- Your basic ******* Noob camper. Enjoys flagcamping and watching the grass grow.

2.The Elephant- Noob who camps in the exact same spot every time he spawns. He's like an elephant, following some instinctive knowledge to go to this location and die.

3. The Coward - As the first shot hits him, freaks out and does this bizarre running/jumping/flailing dance that makes him look like a damn demented leprechaun

4. The Sleeper - That mother****** who goes AFK five minutes in and takes up a spot on your team that could be occupied by a live body.

5. The Blind Man - Can't aim for ****. Any kills he gets will occur when he is aiming for someone else, many of them TKs. This type is often combined with...

6. The Lee Harvey Oswald - That bastard who MUST HAVE the sniper rifle every game. He will camp out over its spawn point because he CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT. This is often combined with...

7. The Benedict Arnold - Not just a TKer, but a TKer who kills you for the weapon you're holding, often the sniper rifle. *****.

8. The Orator- Spends so much time saying things, impressing us all with his wit, that's he's too goddamn busy to actually do anything but provide cannon fodder for your opponents.

9. The General - Gives orders like he has any idea what the **** he's doing "Drive Me!", " Get the flag!", and "Go up on the cliff" are popular ones.

10. The JFK Jr. - Basard who grabs the Banshee and then puts on a display of flying that makes you wonder if he can dress himself in the morning. Crashes into hills, ridges, cliffs,hogs, tanks, ghosts, and just about eveyrthing EXCEPT your enemies.

11. The Princess Di's Driver- Cannot go five feet in the hog, usually with you in the backseat, without flipping it over, running it into a fall, or driving it directly over a grenade helpfully provided by your opponents.

12. The Man of Steel- Walks a straight, unvarying path straight to the enemy's base, regardless of any incoming fire or vehicles, because apparently he thinks the bullets will bounce right off him.

13. The Donut - The noob that somehow manages to grab the opponents flag, then gets lost on the way back to the base. It's Blood Gulch, you stupid bastard, not New York City. Quite ******* easy to navigate.

14. The Statue - The noob that somehow manages to grab the opponents flag, then just sits in their base, hoping they'll forget about him. And if they come in, he doesn't move, apparently convinced that his opponents are T-Rexes and can't see him if he doesn't move.

and finally, the most satisfying noob of all...

15. The Human Cannonball - The noob that goes flying 100 yards through the air after he meets his well desrved demise.

Feel free to add to it.

hahahah thats too funny but at the same time so right, i especially hate those damn noobs that'll kill for a weapon/vechicle yet as soon as they get in it, they loose it to the enemy >.<

In my first capture the flag match I grabbed a vehicle and went to town on the enemy base.

i hearyby challenge gamerdude to a match on halo 2 over live... mannn my xbox is broken when it gets fixed i'll message u

Man i've done some of those things, geez am a noob. no am pretty good, my friends say am alright but maybe there lying, who knows.

halo is a good game, but i'd rather play it on xbox, but unfortunately i only have it on pc, im currently stuck on the part where the elevator broke down, can some1 tell me where to go? screenshots would be helpful if you can

lol but halo 2 is bettur not better

well halo is alrite but still, don't u think its a lil messed up to call newbs newbs. I think if you win you win. Just be content and don't brag it in their face cuz your not like the best pro in the world now are u.

i know lots of halo noobs this is all true

I have to agree with you on those. I have done stupid things like that when playing with my friends, but we did it on screwing around on purpose. It is just hard not to make fun of some people when they play like that.

do you now halo 1 have coming out on pc ????????????

i dont understand what your trying to say....

that had to be the funniest thing about noobs i ever read

you and your broken english.. *slap*

meh, i used to like halo, but now its kinda getting old. Lots of little kids on now and its just flat out annoying.

i agree little kids just get so pissed off for getting killed ******* noobs LOL

I hate newbs like the one time i had the flag in capture the flag my driver (for the warhog had just died and somehow a newb got into the drivers seat and he just keep circleing around their base( hiting walls along the way) i cant get out of my viacle so i wait.. and wait... AND FREAKING WAIT... BANG MY HEAD ON THE WALL REPEATEDLY....and just turn off my xbox.... walk away

lmao, thats funny

I agree with gamerdude my little bro when I jack his banshe and then kill him and then his crys and asks me why u do it I say Im the 1337 and if you dont know what that means then yay a noob

yeah you are right gamerdude. I started playing H2 on live only 2 months ago. And i have see nooobs of all kind. And most of all those noobs that you mentioned.They are really gaay and get like2-4 kills a game,it is so dam gay. I mean m yellin at the little shits to follow me, and they aint. and one of em kills me for the BR. it was so dam gay.your analogy of noobs is quiet good, and it is the best one ive seen so far.

UMM O.O thanks

u forgot bout the handi cap noob- its the noob that if u pick him then ur team is handicapped cuz he dies like every 25 secs. iv seen em

Funny 'coz it's true. Nothing more, nothing less