my world is full of raining cheese and purple artichokes

i enjoy sunny walks in the park and runnig in the absloutes colldest areas for no apprent reason

hm.... was that random if not here u go

i dont like chocalte or ice cream

ah haha that's good

my friend actually made this up:
london's cheese is falling down
falling down
falling down
all the cows are bowing down
my orange fruit loo--OH MY GOD! THE PENGUINS ARE TAP DANCEING!!

the lima bean is skiing down the empire state building as jelly beans and purple swans rain from the sky and darth vader plays minigolf

yummmm.....minigolf....

ahh... my friend once had a dream about michael jackson and this other guy playing chess in the middle of arizona and random chickens and oompaloompas came out of nowhere carrying a plastic cake

I do so believe......That my pet hampster.....was molested by Michael Jackson's Monk@Y!!!!!!!!!

the antelope masacred the flying meatloaf that ate a chicken who watched a fight of Darth Vader vs. Naruto.... who will win?

lesse.... a quote from my random character

"AHHH! THE PINEAPPLES! THEY'VE COME BACK TO HAUNT ME! i KNEW i shouldn't have flung them off the top story of a really tall building!!"

"And sometimes I sniff Coke and **** on myself and rub it in!!!!!"

beware my evil dancing squirrels and flying hamsters that drop coconuts on peoples heads!

I like to CHEW on coconuts....

*holds up spork* spork of DOOM!!! BWAHAHA!!

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S THE EVIL SPORK OF DESTRUCTION AND EVIL DESTRUCTION OF ALL THINGS GOOD BECAUSE IT'S EVIL!!!!!!!

the wall.... its staring at me.....


i wonder who would win in a fight of naruto vs darth vader or voldie?

THE SPORK WOULD WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhh! nuuuuh! the board got stretched!!
meh... oh well! ^^
yes yes indeed
the spork would win... BWAHAHAA!!

I heard that the world's going to end the silly rabbit finally steals his first box of Trix.

umm...*farts*

Cow drank away all the milk in the fridge T_T

SPORK, SPORK, SPORK, SPORK, SPORK, SPORK, SPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IVE ABOUT HAD IT WITH THESE SPORKS BRING ON THE UNTELNILS LOL

Direct TV offers access to over 225 channels.

PEANUTS ARE TAKING OVER MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This genitalia is compatible with Windows 98 or higher.

Vin Diesel once had an in depth debate with Oprah Winfrey on the merits of capitalism. He sat and thought about his conclusions for five months on top of Mt. Fuji and as an afterthought he crapped out an exact 1:1 replica of the Eiffel Tower in its present form.

Someone on this forum will be looking at a gay man's toosh until he realizes he is standing in the road and will be run over by a bus full of nuns. [/Darwin Award]

A strange man with two arms robbed a bank yesterday.

Hahaha so I waz at da quickie mart and den dis guy come up to me and be like "heyz where is da candle at?" nd I be like "LOLz dey is at mars." [/acid trip]

Jehuty! hmhmhmhahahahahahahaha

One time I was on this boat, and there was a guy on this boat who kept saying "Come to the back of the boat"

MOOOOOOOONNKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Muhahahahahahahaahahahahahaha...I have to use the bath room.

...i lost a button

blah blah blah blah I never had a cat.

i saw a bird

I just hit my head on the wall again

i did drink a glass of milk

Mint chip ice cream tastes like mint, but not chips.

"ChiKIn, ChiKIN, ChiKIN, C-h-i-K-I-N!!!!!!!!"

i like eggs.....................................boo

I bet you can't do this!

I ate cotton candy but it wasn't cotton candy like the man told me. Its was insulation and now my tummy itches.

(Its not the size that matter, its how you get the job done

Flower Power !!!!