Ok, here goes nothing.

I wrote aruto Watches Naruto when I was " high ". Because this is kind of a...comedic one-shot. Well, tell me what you think anyway. Whether I need to lay off the coke or if it was any good...

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. The only character I own in this, Is Kasumi. All character rights for Takara go to takara-hikari.


NARUTO WATCHES NARUTO!!!!!!

One day, in Atlantis- huh? oh, sorry- I mean Konoha, there lived a very bored boy named Naruto, who wished to be a pimp. Oh that's Kakashi? sorry.

Anyway, on to the story! In play form!

Naruto: *is channel surfing*
T.V.: *plays awesome guitar at the credits of the show*
Naruto: A show called Naruto? huh....
Naruto: *sees picture of himself* woah..that guy is UGLY!
Naruto: Naruto? Hey, this show is named after me!......i wonder what its about. Ninja show? AWESOME!! I'll have a sleep over and invite everyone to come watch it tomorrow! It'sb probably about me!! Heeehee, bout time they made a show about my greatness!

Next day.

Naruto: Yup, so come over as soon as you can ok? Awesome. Bye. *hangs up phone* That's everyone....holy crap this is going to be so cool...


Later.....in Naruto's apartment...


Naruto: Hey everyone! Lets eat ramen while we wait for " Naruto " to start ok?
Sakura: You idiot no! Unless....you want to Sasuke! *fan girl squeal*
Sasuke: Losers...quit following me....why am I here anyway?
Naruto: to watch a show with my name of course! it's probably a documentary made for my gtreatness!
Kasumi: OMG Naruto used a big word and didn't die! Takara, get the baby book!!!
Naruto:.....ramen?
Takara: -_-; and i thought he was smart for the first time in his life..I guess it was just a random spasm.
Kasumi: Yeah..sucks.
Naruto: Hey....SHUT UP!!!
Sasuke: I MEAN why am I about to watch some stupid show called Naruto, loser!
Takara: becuase you have nothing better to do......
Sasuke:....i can think of ten things I'd rather be doing right now...
Kasumi: that have nothing to do with itachi?
Sasuke:......
Kasumi: Exactly...
Sasuke: ....killing orochimaru!
Kasumi: tough crap! That's MY job!!!!
Sasuke: dangitall.....

Lee: HAVE WE MISSED THIS VERY YOUTHFUL SOUNDING SHOW YET??? ARE WE TO LATE TO EXTRACT SOME OF THE YOUTH?
Naruto:.....hello Team Gai.
Gai: YOUTH
lee: YOUTH!
Tenten: You losers...
Neji: a show called Naruto? Its probably a documentary on how stupid naruto is...
Naruto: Documentary? what?
Takara: yup..it was a random spasm....
Neji: * goes into explainey mode*

Shino: the show is about to come on. We must sit down and watch. That is the rule.
Kiba: yeah..watever..it would have been cooler if they called the show, " Kiba ". And quit bossing me around Shino....SHINO DID YOU JUST SPEAK!?!?
Shino: .......
Kiba: dammit....
Kasumi:...esp. if it really IS a documentary on stupidity.....they should definatly call it "kiba"
Kiba:.....you insulting me?....
Kasumi: -_-; wats the fun of insulting people, if they have to ask that!
Takara: sucks.
Naruto: shut up guys! I'm on T.V.!

T.V.: *plays awesome guitar* *shows pictures of them all*
Sakura:...that Kabuto picture was hot..
Everyone's eyes: *look at sakura*
Sakura: uhh..I mean...SASUKE MARRY ME!!!!
Everyone's eyes: *go back to the t.v. screen*
Sakura: phew....

T.V.: Episode 20! The Chuunin Exams!
Naruto: chuunin? it really IS a ninja show about me!
Sakura: WOAH I'm there too! Does my butt really look like that? Must be the camera....
Sasuke: *thinks* wow....i really DO look like a cockatoo! *unthinks* loser.....
Everybody: hey where's us?
Kakashi: wow...I look SEXY!!
Everybody: o.O
Kakashi:....i mean.....SASUKE MARRY ME!!!!!
Everybody: *look at the T.V. screen*
Kakashi: phew....

Naruto: HEY! I am NOT mentally ill!
Sasuke: wow...am i really that jerky?
Kakashi:...yup....

Sakura: YOU JUST INSULTED ME!!!!!!!
Sasuke:.....so?
Sakura:.......i think i love you!
Sasuke: dammit....

Iruka: THERE I AM!!!!
Kurenai: wow...sexy jutsu really DOESN'T have anything on me...
Asuma: i look like a lawn gnome...T_T
Hokage:...wow....that wrinkle cream really isn't working....
Gai: THERE IS MY YOUTHFUL SELF!!!!!!
Lee: GAI SENSEI!!!!
Gai: LEE!
Lee: GAI SENSEI!!!!
Gai: LEE!
lee: GAI SENSEI!
Gai: LEE!!!....
Tenten: SHUT UP!! Hey! My @$$ is getting kicked by Temari!!! NOT FAIR!!
Temari: hehehe...MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE POMPOMS!!!!!

Gaara: wow.....I am REALLY sexy there.....
Everyone: *looks at gaara*
Gaara: uhh..*hope it works* Sasuke...marry me?
Everyone: *looks at t.v. screen*
Gaara: yes....

Neji: I can't tell what color my eyes are! I cant tell if they are lavendar, grey, silver or white!!! NUUU!!!!!
Tenten: i look like a teddy graham!
Orochimaru: do you TASTE like a teddy graham?
Kankurou: REALLY? LEMME TASTE!!!!!
Tenten: *runs away*
Kankurou: wats her problem?
Orochimaru: *shrugs*
Lee: ....GAI SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!!!
Lee: GAI SENSEI!!!!
Gai: LEE!!!!!......

Kiba: OMG I AM ON T.V. WITH KETCHUP ON MY FACE!!!!!
Akamaru: damn, the ladies are gonna LOVE me......
Everyone: did akamaru just TALK????
Akamaru:...nooo......
Everyone: oh...ok....

Kasumi: WHERE IS ME!!!!!!
Takara: FORGET YOU!! I'M NOT ON THE SHOW EITHER!!!!!
Naruto: you guys arent cool enuff to be in MY show!!!!
Kasumi: ....you suck Naruto...
Takara: i agree, you suck...
Naruto: ^.^

Shikamaru: wow...I'M A PINEAPPLE!!!!
Iruka: BROTHER!!!
Shikamaru: eh?
Iruka: uhh......*makes doplhin noises*
Shikamaru: *looks back at screen*

Ino: Sakura's forehead looks multiplied by ten there....
Sakura; yeah well.....INO YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT UGLY BARBIE DOLL!!!!! YOU BURNING PLASTIC PENGUIN!!!!!
Ino:.......*runs away*
Sakura: wats her problem?
Gaara: i think i love you...
sakura: uhh......ok....

Chouji: DAMN I LOOK SKINNY THERE!!! THE WORLD'S GONE MAD!!! MAD!!!!
Ino: wow.....CHOUJI IS HOT!!!!
Shika: where did you come from?
Ino: came back for the ice cream..staying for chouji!
Chouji: well...I can't deny...really, stop, your making me blush!
Sakura: eeeewwwwwwwwwwkkkkkaaaayyyyyyyy
Sasuke: *cant contain himself any longer* ARRR!!! I'M A PIRATE!!!!!
Everybody: wat the hell?
Sasuke: uhh......SASUKE MARRY ME!!!!
Everybody: ok......
Sasuke: phew....

Lee:.....GAI SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!!!
Lee: GAI SENSEI!!!!
Gai: LEE!!!!!!.......

Gaara: wow....my eyeliner is more..hemhem, noticible then i thought.....oh heck, i look LIKE A PANDA!!
KasumI; you look like an adorable panda!!!!!
Gaara: kasumi...
Kasumi: yes my love?
Gaara:....quit following me....
Kasumi: fine then play hard to get....

Sakura: DAYUM CHOUJI IS HAWT!!!!!!!
Sasuke: you mean....he's hotter then...me?
Sakura: YES!!!
Sasuke: oh..ok.....T_T
chouji:
Naruto: wow...Hinata is prettier then Haku!!
Haku: grrr.....
Naruto: hehehe...*backs away slowly*
Haku: ^.^
Zabuza: dern it....i died...I NEED AN ORTHODONTIST!!!!!
Haku: wow...I died......but i'm still the prettiest!!!
Itachi: GO TO HELL!!!!!

Lee: ......GAI SENSEI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!!!
Lee: GAI SEN-snarbble babblesnortsnarbble- sei.....
(tenten choked him)
Neji: where did YOU come from Tenten?
Tenten: came for the ice cream,....staying for chouji!
Chouji:

Naruto: orange really isn't my color..altho I am most definately a summer.....
Sakura: I CUT MY EFFING HAIR!!!!!!! I LOOK....kinda....pretty!
Sasuke: *drools* yeah..
Sakura: sasuke?
Sasuke: uhh..i mean.....YOUR UGLY!!!!!
Sakura: I love you too Sasuke!
Sasuke: I LOVE YOU MORE!!!!!
Sakura: eh?
Sasuke: uhh..i mean...
Everyone: o.O
Sasuke:......I love Naruto?
everyone: ok.....
Sasuke: phew....

Naruto: There I am..eating ramen...
Jiraiya: there I am....peeping in the woman's baths.....
Kasumi and takara: there we aren't! *are ticked*

Kakashi: wow....i look so effin cool!
Shikamaru: how troublesome..more enemy ninja.....
Temari: HAHA!!! GET EM TEMARI!! AND WORLD PEACE!!!!!

Hinata: HEY! I dont stutter that much!!!! LIARS!!!!!
Everyone: did Hinata just SPEAK?
Hinata:......
Everyone: dammit...

Shino: i wonder wat color my eyes are.....
Orochimaru: I dont see WHERE the micheal jackson comparison thing came from! I think i look pretty sexy!!!
Kasumi: then you are horribly, horribly wrong my friend.....
Orochimaru: that hurts my feelings you know! Y_Y
Takara: that would be the point....
Kabuto: I LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!
Anko: DANGO! DANGO!!! (thats the candy shes always eating on a stick btw)
Naruto: they made me pass wind on T.V,! LIARS!!!!
Kiba: I'M EFFING BLEEDING!!!!!!!! I'M BLEEDING KETCHUP!!!
Akamaru: liars! i so totally do not bark!!!!!
Kasumi: you sure akamaru didn't just talk?
Takara: we must have mistaken wind for akamaru talking...
Kasumi: okkk...
Akamaru: hehehe.....suckers....

Sasuke: OMG I LOOK TRANSGENDER THERE!!!!!!!
Kasumi: hehehe...you make a pretty girl sasuke! But not pretty-er then haku!!
Haku: ^.^
Sasuke:....why thank you!
Kasumi: 0_0 riight....
Lee: YOUTH!!!!!

T.V.: *naruto ends*
Naruto: wat a whaste of time! They didn't have enough ME in it!
Kasumi and Takara: wat are you complaining about? at least your IN the show!!!
Sasuke: i feel pretty......
Sakura, ino, tenten: c'mon chouji!!
Chouji: *comes along*
Shika: wow....chouji's a pimp!
Kakashi: DAMMIT! that was supposed to be me! I look the freaking sexiest on the show!!!!!
Temari:....that was....weird...
Kankurou: weird? I LOOK LIKE AN EFFING CAT AND YOU SAY WEIRD????
Temari: but...you DO look like a cat...
Kankurou:....I know....


and there ended the night of Naruto!!!!

alright. seriously, tell me, was I on crack when i wrote this?

marry me

lol Kasu this is hilruos thanks this is actualy helping me get courage for the school play i am trying out lol

what play and waht part

my school play
The Up Down Staircase
and the part was
Alice Blake the boycrazy girl with a home life prblem she is crushed by the only male teachers turn down it was super harsh so she throws her self out a window AND lives

gl throwing yourself out of the window...um...break a leg...or not...HAMLET

please DO NOT say that last time some on said that i fell of the stage and nearly did brake my leg

LOL, glad I could help with the confidence there Hinata!


and Bob? Marry me? that wasn't QUITE the reaction I expected...but whatever

-_-; you suck kasu. you're too funny! WA! *banishes self to corner and cries*

lolol

in the infamous words of yusuke,

that house is SOLD

sorry bob ^.^

haha sis

*joins sis* and Bob i do not think Kai would aprove since that is HER HUSBAND!

heehee Takara, dont be hatin!

hmm...i might post more funny random crap I came up with...you guys wanna see a prank phone call? Or are those old now?

that would be funny

alright, i need five votes for me to put up a prank phone call people.

so, if you want a prank phone call, say yes, and if not, say no!!!!!!

I shall tally them here:

votes for: 3, c'mon two more people!!! wait...a screw it, i got three fans, i'm happy, ok! well, i'm putting the phone calls up the next chance I get!!!!!
votes against: 0

lol your prank calls are funnier than mine. i don't even think i have mine anymore...i sent them all to you LOL. but go ahead, post and enjoy basking in your hilarious glory ^.^

bueno si

well to be honest at some parts I really really wanted to edit it but you posted it not me...
other than those parts I couldn't have done it better myself ...and if I could not by much...

lol, yay. Edit? really? like where? WHOOPPEE for contructive critisism!!!!

yay that's two votes for the phone calls!!

that was funny kasu.

Am I the only one who finds it humorous that zero spelled "edit" wrong? Did you mean to do that? That's funny.

Oh, and the fanfic was awesome. So incredibly random and funny. Not something I'd want to read on a regular basis (not a lot of depth or anything), but good for a laugh.

yeah,. I wasn't going to make it a series or anything, I just wanted to vent some Comic genius and thought, " well, for a boring day, this could be a funny read..."

i just now realized he spelled " edit " wrong lol, that is funny...

lol Zero and yes the phone calls

ROTFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! And yes, I DO think you were on crack when you wrote this!
Ja ne!

YES finally, someone who agrees with me XD

glad it entertained you

lolz^-^
sooooooo funny!!!!!

Lol, thanks Destiny.....

lol hahahhaha that was funny when sasuke said "marry me sasuke" hahahahahahahahahahahha so funny i give it a thumbs up

SWEET! I got a thumbs up! *fans self* i'm gonna FAINT!! XD

Ummm... I'm pretty sure about this but...

"IS'NT HAKU A GUY?????????????????"

Other than that pretty funny

awesome i fainted myself plz make a sequal

Man you spent some time writing that...
that was long...

give you props man. I'll read it soon

Hey

yes, haku is a guy....but a gender confused one, so i thought I would use it to my advantage.

a sequal? O_O shoot, that would be difficult.

Actually, it took me a few minutes to crank it all out XP you can tell by the quality of it.

ok should i give u crack for inspiration

Wow..... I don't think I've ever laughed harder.... ouch... can't....laugh....anymore...hurts...too...much *dies* @_@

Omg, this thing kills people T_T what have i done? XP

Thanks Everyone

hahhahaa lol this one is a funny one

xD

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLL
Sasuke: *cant contain himself any longer* ARRR!!! I'M A PIRATE!!!!!
Everybody: wat the hell?
Sasuke: uhh......SASUKE MARRY ME!!!!

XD Personally, one of my favorite parts!

Thanks for reading!