A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does

heh that was funny I agree with you there. WOMAN ARE TROUBLE!

funny,but a litle true, I gues

we are a lot of trouble are we not?LOL

Yah way too much trouble, we should jsut send all the women off to some deserted island like australia or canada and just hope that we evolve soon enough so that we dont all die off.

It was funny and true at the same time

Yeah i agree with you. Women are really trouble but not all of them..

i agree with u if all women were trouble..we'd see make-over shops around every corner

We are working on that Jk lol

LOL, yes we women are so Troublesome!!!!

Lol Kasu but yep nice thery there The_Hyuga_Clan lol

heh that was basically true..

HAHA lol thats a good one ;P!

Ahh a fuunny one.

yay totally agree with that women are trouble specialy my mom

lol i agree this is such a funny truth!!LLL

those r good ones and agree with all of them....lol..

lol that was good

but the truth is men complain about women
but still try to get them