Chapter 1 : Battle of Anbu & Genin
Shadow:huf huf huf*
nr16:return the scrolls now shadow ull b punished
shadow: i have learned more jutsu sensai ill show u *shadowclone jutsu**shadowclones make chakra visible in both hands**radori blade shadowblade* *fuse both of them* flare blade*
nr16:amazing u have done a hokage lvl jutsu u have talent
ben: me and my clan have come 2 stop the 1 who stole the scroll
*ben:*sends anbu to stop shadow* but then....
akuda(naruto): shadow u dont have 2 do this *pulls out kunai*
shadow: im srry akuda but *shadowmist* all anbu members disappear ak home.
nr16:shadow stop!!!!
Ice angel: stop this!!!!!
Kisara:watches battle*
Sensai copy: throws genin at tree and kicks akuda*
shadow: flare blade* and attacks sensai copy*
TO b continue......
Chapter2 Pain
Sensai:*dodges attack and uses lightning blade*
shadow:oh s**t!!! thinks 2 himself*comon think fast* i no *sexy jutsu*
Sensai:*drops 2 the fall*
Shadow: wat a pervert now theyll all 4get bout this *mind mirage*
The Next DAY....
shadow:dam im late the chunnin ceromy is gonna start *puts on clothes*
Climax:Now the first match of the jounin is Shadow Uzumaki and Deidara
Deaidara:this will b fun
Shadow: 2 easy
Climax:Begin!
Deidara:*throws shuriken and then fire style dragon flame jutsu*
Chapter 3:WIN OR LOSE? battle 2 the death
shadow:*shadow style shadow pit jutsu*and *weapons dissapear*
Deidara: Summoning Jutsu*
shadow:stop no!!!!! *throws kunai at deidara's hands*blood control jutsu* now i got control of u
Deidara: Twisted Evil no u dont Curse mark seal*
Shadow: i c u wan2 play that way *kyuubi shadow*
Both:*charges at each other*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
ice angel: STOP IT NOW!!!!!
crowd:SHUT UP!!!!
shadow:*flare blade*
deidara:*melts all weapons and use it 2 make metal clone*RASENGAN(red rasengan)
Shadow:*flash bak* i will not lose until i become the dam hokage
Deidara:well ur future aint brite *Kicks him in the balls*
Shadow:*poof shadow clone dissapears* ! more time *shadow mist jutsu, flare blade in 1 hand,sand kitana in the other*
Both:*falls 2 the ground*
Shadow:shadow stands up*
Climax:winner Shadow *thinks in head*the kids got guts 2 fite deidara a tuf chunnin with many trix up his sleve but this kid is amazing
genmora: *tells other sand jounins 2 tell the other villages their ready 4 their attack on konoha* KONOHA WILL B CRUSHED
to be continued...
Chapter 4:protecting dads treasure konoha's destruction?
Both:*stands up and tells every1 2 sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh8
Deidara:*push shdow out of the way* go the other villages are attckin go help.
Sensai copy and nr16: where do u think ur going shadow?
Shadow:i should have kill u that nite in the forest
Kabuto: *kills all the non shinobi in the stadium*
Ice angel:jumps down 2 help shadow*
Shadow:*mass shadow clone jutsu* Harem jutsu* u perverts
nr16:*grabs one of those sexy shadow clone jutsu (in harem jutsu anyways)
Shadow: like i said u pervert*pulls out kunai and slits his throut*
Sensai copy: s**t that nr was weak anyways
Ice angel:*water style freezing wind jutsu*
Sensai copy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Shadow: they were both waterfall ninjas so they deserved that so dont cri angel.
Ice angel:*smacks shadow in the bak of the head* U think i no that *frenchkiss*(2 shadow)now lets go protect konoha
Kisara: Cout me in!
T45: me 2
all other shinobi:US 2!
shadow: if u die u wont b able2 have a future so think quick
Every1:no if ur gog were all going
S. jounin SB: If u all r goin ull b needin b
SHadow:ok but u better not slow us down
Kunai is thrown out of no where
sasukemaru: watch out!!! water style water missle jutsu*
Shadow: thx now lets go.
Sasukemaru:*goes 2 the outskirt of konoha*
Every1 else follows
sasukemaru:were all gonna die shadow wat do we do now
500000000 shinobis from other villages attacks all genin and chunnin,jounins,and s. jounins,anbu 2.
Shadow:ill have 2 use all my chakra *shadow,water,& sandclones*
Ice angel: Ill help 2
One of the genin stabs SB with a poison senbon in the a**.
2 b continued...
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chapter 5:protectin luved 1s
Shadow:hey SB this isnt the time 2 b sleepin
Ice angel uh,shadow hes dead
Shadow:oh s**t
T45:so wat now?
Kisara:we fite until die....
Deidara:...we die 2 protext konoha and its luved 1s
shadow:then lets go
Sasukemaru:r u crazy well b killed
SB:*tries 2 get up*
Kiasra:ben!!!(u coul tell she likes him)*heals him* u cant get up yet stay there 4 a few more minutes
T45:give it a rest
Shadow:now we have 2 get in groups the village shinobis 2 stop attacking
Kisara:wat do i do?
Shadow: u stay here with SB and inari
inari:but im ready im a genin iwant 2 go now!11
Shadow:im srry but u cant
Jiraiya:wat the f**k r u doin u guys? jus go already b4 i go bak 2 my whorehouse
Shadow:ok ill take sum ppl with me 2 take out sand village
Sasukemaru:ill take my ppl 2 kill sum waterfall a**
SB:*gets up now* the anbu will take out sound village
Jiraiya:theyre all comin from different directions so this will easy 4 konoha if sum of them come this way.
Shadow: i no jiraiya now lets go!
ORO. student:Chops kabutos head off* worthless peice of s**t! to think i wanted 2 have sex with him.(LMAO)
oro student:i sense genins. warn the others sasuke
Tsunade:no u dont *hits him with pure chakra*
oro student: my dad was weak but me i am stronger.
Shadow:*huff huff still attacking* took all the sand jounins and genins out
now jus 2 help the others
Deidara:yea lets go shadow all rite ppl let go
Shadow:u go on first im gonna get help from a old friend.
Deidara: ok
Ice angel:Shadow im comin with u
Shadow: no angel ull get hurt....
shadow:watch out angel!!!!!! *pushes her out of the way* aaaaaaggggggggggghhhhh
Kisara:shadow r u ok?
SHadow:no does it look like im ok 2 u?
Kisara:mayb
Shadow: jus heal me
hidan:still helpin other ppl ay shadow
Shadow:i should have killed u years ago
Deidara: i wonder if shadows ok
Gaara:ill help u out
deidara: gaara thx its been a while hasnt it?
gaara: jus shut up and kill these earthninjas and ill kill the rain! attacks with sand shuriken
tobi:*sword from hell attack*konoha cresent moon dance* *breathing hard* so many jounins
Climax:ill take over from here now tobi *Fire style pheonix flame jutsu*moon blade* water style one horned whale*
tobi:thx
t45:yea thx *windsythe jutsu*
Tobi: watch out t45!!!!
Chapter 6:Akatsuki!
Deidara: so many ninjas and so much chkra wasted
Tobi:f**k i think i got a chakra cramp! (no such thing)
Zetsu:walks over* they have skill and power but they dont no how 2 use it
Tobi:who the hell r u
Sasori:we r and organaztion that looks for power
TObi:power thats wat we need
deidara: yea
Zetsu: u want power then join us Deidara and tobi
Deidara:how do u no our names?
Zetsu:its our job.
Deidara: ok now i will b able 2 eat shadow the next time we meet
uchiha-alia:shut up and move it!
Kisame:pathetic
Chapter 7:Shadow v.s Deidara power of the akatsuki and kyuubi unleashed
Shadow:So many shinobis *huff huff* i think my chakra is almost gone
Iceangel:yea *breathes hard*
T45:so...much shinobis cant stand... up anymore
Deidara:hey shadow *evily*
Shadow:hey deidara nice costume hahaha
Deidara:*throw explding kunai at shadow* now i want a rematch u bastard.
Tobi:Ill watch his friends
Shadow:u f**k ill kill u
deidara:i want 2 c u try
Shadow:thinks 2 himself*i lost 2 much chakra i cant fite him and with so many weapons on him its bad>
Iceangel & T45:*screams*AhAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHadow: u ***** ill kill u *kyuunbi shadow*
Deidara: wat is this chakra!!!!
shadow: u hurt my friends ill have 2 kill u *shadowclonejutsu*
Tobi:oh s**t better b careful Dei
Deidara:yea i can c
Shadow:*punches Dei in the face* u ever touch one of my friends ever again ill ikill u
Deidara:bring it *rasengan (red 1)
SB:*stabs tobi in the bak*
Tobi:*pooof*
SB:that was a subsituton
Kisara: wait up sb
to b continued
Chapter 7:the Death of a Friend
Deidara: SB is still alive god dam
SB:so ur the the 1 who stabed me!!
Shadow stay out of my way dont interfere with my battle
Deidara: Intefere and i will kill ur friend
uchiha-alia: now step bak or else
jrod:i will kill u akatsuki u kill my dad *Sharingan* Litning Blade*
Shadow:STOP!!!!!!!!!! THEY WILL KILL U !!!!!!
uchiha-alia: foolish kid *rasengan*
Blood spots everywhere*
T45:*coughs out blood*
Shadow: NO!!!!!!!!!! *Cries* *stops* i told u i will kill u no matter wat rite and nows the time
DEIdara: he chkra is redder tha ever
*All akatsuki members attack shadow*
Shadow: Now u made me mad *stabs all akatsuki members with kunai*
T45:Akuda i luv u.*dies*
Akuda:YYYYYYYYYYYYY I as 2 late.
Shadow: *snaps kisame neck* kome bak here again and i will u akatsuki members
Deidara: still not stong enough*
Shadow: i was 2 late
Jrod: T45.... im srry
*sad ninja song*
Funeral
Shadow thinks 2 himself:First the 3rd now T45 i swear i will b hokage no matter wat even if i haf 2 die 4 it
Angel:its ok shadow i no how u feel we all do
Akuda:yea me 2
SB:we all do but still now that kisara left the village 2 join the village of waterfalls 4 copy shes an outlaw i should have asked her out
Kisara:well srry *****!
Copy:yea shes with me now!
SB:wat the hell r u doin in this village
Both:were in this village now!
SB:after wt happened!!!
shadow:dont wrry they wont b here if they gonna plan another destruction aint that rite Kis?
Kisara: shut up shadow jus like my mom said ur jus like ur dad
Shadow: dont u ever bring my dad into this
Sakura:dont bring my husband into this ill kill u
Kisara:whow do u even know hes ur dad u dont even look like him!
SB:*stabs copy* *****! dont talk bout anybody if u got proof!!! copy is goinin 2 die that senbon is poisoned!
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Shikamaru:i luv u temari
Temari: I luv ya 2
Shikamaru:*takes clothes off* u ready
Temari:always have been *takes her clothes off*
Shikamaru:*sitcks d**k in her vagina*
Temari:*moans and sweats* faster faster!!
*censors*
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Kisara: dam SB
Copy:yea wat a fag
Shadow:sssssshhhhh *2 Iceangel* theyll find out that were here
Angel:ok
Angel:*slips off the ledge* aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh shadow!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaow:Focus chakra 2 feet* gotcha!!!! ull b ok now.
Iceangel: xD
Embarassed
Shadow: i guess we better go home now angel.
Akuda: hey watcha doim here
Iceangel:nuthing were going home now.