Some like to know who will die, some like to reason out why they died, I just like thinking up new ways to kill'em.

Here is the basis of the Topic, sy how you think a character should die, doesn't matter if you think they will die, but if by some weird chance the creator (ALL BLESS THE CREATOR AND MY AEDSAX STRIKE DOWN ANY WHO DEFILE HIS NAME: Kishimoto), decide that he doesn't like them, how would you want them, or believe they would die.

Please limit one character to post so we can get as many people as possible.


I'll start off with my personal favorite character to kill GAI
Kisami is fighting against Gai and Lee. Having opened six of the gates Lee is Weakened and wont be moving for a while. Gai was hurt pretty badly earlier on and ids pretty weak right now. Knowing he must end the Battle he opens up all eight of the inner gates and goes into some kind of God mode were even walking he see's the world as standing still, and simply pressing the skin lightly will break bones. He goews all comando on Kisami and saves the day at the cost of his life. Lee morns, Tenten cries, Neji is there to support the group as they go on.

I say Sasuke (or anyone from team seven) dies by swallowing a kunai. xD For Sai it would be his brush. xD

WOW only one reply. Thanks aedsax. Death by swollowing a kunai.
Here I was thinking you would defend Sasuke for all things.

How about Orochimaru is doing that shedding his face skin thing and he sheds it and doesn't realize that was his last time he could shed and he says OH NOEZ WHERES MY FACE!!! and then blood bursts from his face and his eyes falls out before he could transfer his soul over to another body. Then, he dies.

hmm orochimaru dieing i would want orochimaru to die a death by itachi or sasuke i would want jiriya to never die and gai dieing by opeing up the 8 gates would be awesome... kakashi dieing by confusion of wat move out of the 1000 he should use lol idc how kakashi dies i haven't seen anything awesome about him except for the sharingan

LOL
Good ones, I especilly like Oro losing his face.

How about this. Hinata finally coming out of her shell a little uses her Byakugan to look through Naruto's cloths. Suprised by what she see's she blushes until she bursts a blood vessle and dies.

Chuck them off a deep cliff into nothingness>>> d class ninja.
well rape them and then kill them.

Well then, have you talked to Orochimaru latly... because I can tell.

i would like to see sasuke die. it would screw the whole story up. or naruto+sasuke joining in a suicide pact!

team 7's demise:


sasuke trips over his new robes and falls on his sword

sakura dies of grief after sasuke does

naruto is murdered by his shadow clone who then takes over his life and marries hinata and becomes hokage

LOL XD Aven's really good at these things!!! XD Haha!

*cough cough* *choke* Errm. Lol, haha! xD Especially the tripping on sword thing, lol!

Hmmm... how about Itachi??? I got no ideas about that guy. And Hidan. o.O

Itachi's will be short, but oh sooo sweet. Here it goes:
Itachi will have finally caught and pulled the nine-tails out of Naruto when suddenly the giant statue malfunctions and falls on him,, killing him in an insteant. Kisami could have saved him but thought it was so funny that Itachi was going to die, that he falls backwards on to his giant sword.

When Sasuke learns of Itachi's premature death he kills Orochimaru by melting his skin off with his advanced chidori. Then while looking for a reason to live comes across Sakura. Rather than face the perils of life with her he kills himself after telling her Naruto is dead.

Sakura is so distrought after hearing and delivering the news that she becomes deppresed and kills herself leaving a note to Sai, Hinata also kills herself, leaving a note for Neji.

Lee happens to find the note first and thinks it was Sai's fault and goes to kill Sai. After Lee kills Sai he is arrested and excectued and Ino, who was on a date with Sai, becomes mentally unstable, to the point were she realises that it was Gai that taught Lee the moves he used to kill Sai. She goes and Takes over his mind and Kills both herself and him at the same time.

Having lost Gai, Neji and Tenten don't know what to do until Hinata's body is found and the note to Neji. Since she confesses her love for Naruto in it he blames him for her death. Thinking to take revenge on his teachers he tries to kill Kakashi, only to be killed himself.

In retaliation The Hyuga's demand Kakashi's body and the secreat of the Sharingan with it. Having no choice Tsunade complys. After hearing of this, Danzuo goes to the elders and demands she be tried and exceccuted for giving up one of the most powerful jounin ever to come out of the hidden Leaf. They agree and she is soon dead.

Jiraiya in a rage kills Danzou and the Elders. After he kills them though, Akatsuki, with a newly fixed statue, creat their army and Attack thee leaf. Though he fiighhts valently, Jiraiya soon dies by thee hands of Hidan.

After they take over the world there is peace everywere and human nature takes over. Were there is peacee man creats war. And the Akatsuki members start fighhting amung themself, each with armies of their own. I thee end though Akatsuki leader releases the tailed beast to creat a common enemy. They all join together to fighht and defeat all but the nine-tails fox. When they come to face it it speaks to them, "You killed my people", and they realise that Naruto's will power has subverted the nine-tails personality for his own.

While they do kill it the only two left are Hidan and the Akatsuki's leader. Hidan ask's, since no one is around anymore to care (everyone was killed by the beast) who he really is. All he says is...
The world blows up because you never tell the secreats of a movie, show, vidio game, book, or Manga unless the Main character is there to hear it.

Thus Itachi's death was short but since he killed off everyone else with his death it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweet!

LOL xD HAHA!!! xD OMG!!! LMAO! The part where Itachi was killed by the statue, LOL! XD Oh my God... haha...ha... *wipes tear from eyes* Malfunction, *pfffftt* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! XD

Nah Lee get executed

err Hell no
Lee would own the exicutionier
then He would have a great battle with Some strong akatsuki member And die from exahustion, after killing the akatsuki member he was fighting, because he opened to many of the celestial gates.

Orochimaru dies from Naruto's farts while fighting him

LOL xD

Sai dies from poisoning from his ink. >o>

Yup! He had drawn with the ink for so many years but had never known what it tasted like. It's very unfortunate, he never had anyone to teach him moderation, one sip was all he needed. One bottle is what he took.

Gaara eventually gets outa control and then temari and kankuro try to stop him,Gaaras demon is soo out of control it kills Gaara,the demon then disapears and temari and kankuro kill themselves since they failed a mission to save gaara,thats the best i can think of..

You do know Shukaku was pulled out of Gaara O.o

I think he is not reading the manga

Neji is practicing with Tenten, using his ultimate defence, when he loses control and spins so fast his eyes pop out.

This is supposed to actually happen, if you are sky diving with a board and you go upsidedown and start to spin so fast your eye's will come out.

OUCH!!! xD

Anyways, Sasuke uses chidori, makes a miscalculation and gets electrocuted.

naruto uses the rasengan, gets distracted and blows himself into the next life

Choji should starve to death.

Also garra accidentally sand coffin's himself
Lee wins. LoL

Naruto or Jiraiya for this one (whoever you hate more)

Boss toad gets summoned during a battle. As he runs out of chakra, boss toad jumps up as high as he can and while at the peak of the jump he runs out of chakra and boss toads goes away. In the end he is the first to descover skydiving anhd at the same time learn that you don't feel pain when you hit the ground from two miles up.

lyk omg anime boy lyk lyk what r u doing here lyk read the lyk manga be4 u post so u will lyk understand that ichibi was extracted from gaara, lyk omg did u lyk know that ?!
lyk omg O.o

boss toad thats horrible

We are trying to find ways to kill them starzen, how much more horrible than that can we be as it is?

i think kakashi should turn bad

and he should get like the main bad ninjas and they should team up and kill all the other ninja

I just found a way to be even worst to the toad.

Jiraiya is fighting next to Boss toad, when he spits out a bunch of oil for his one attack and Jiraiya does a fire ball into the oil. The fire begines to go back into Boss taod and he blows up everything for miles and miles.

Sasuke and Itachi (sorry for doing two, but they're interconnected.)-

An epic battle.. Sasuke runs from Oro, and finds Itachi. After a long, deadly battle (two books long or so..) Itachi severs Sasuke's arm.. Sasuke, in a final attack, chidori's Itachi right in the head. Itachi's head:

~~~~~~~xD

Fwee! Then, Itachi is all dead and stuff, Sasuke falls to teh ground, having finally reached his dream. Naruto finds Sasuke and is devistated. Sasuke looks to Naruto and in his last breath tells Naruto to, "Fuffil your dream, you dobe.. Because I've already done mine.." Then... He DIES!

Kinda a wussy way to die but good death

Neji tries a new tehnique but accidentli discovers the seal trigger and fries his brain and R.I.P.

Kisame watches Emeril Live : Seafood Edition and suffers from a heart attack.

Hidan watches those televangelist channels and dies from a blasphemous heart attack.

Itachi dies when he goes blind and is no longer to stare at himself in the mirror for hours on end. In short, he commits suicide.

Or how about they all read really poorly written fanfiction and then the whole ninja world goes Chernobyl on them?

Akatsuki Leader: Dies when Naruto kills him using a S rank jutsu. He reveals himself as the Fourth Hokage before the battle and gives Naruto directions to some location after the battle. There, Naruto finds his mother and she tell him the 4th was his father and gives hin the scroll for the Flying Thunder God Jutsu.

The fourth uses his flash jutsu and when he arrives at his location his skin didn't go with him.

Probably something like MacGyver does a walk-on and kills Naruto with: a string, a box and a few needles.
Or Chuck norris comes and pwns him with Tsunade strenght!

Ok this is how the characters should die if they must die
Sasuke should meet Itachi again. Orochimaru tries to kill Sasuke but Itachi kills him. Sasuke then tries to Kill Itachi but then Itachi kills Sasuke and then Naruto spontaeously combusts

About the Gama Bunta thingy... Naruto summons him, and apparently gets smushed under his gigantic weight.

...

What?

And...

Sasuke: I'll kill you now Orochimaru! I'll take my revenge after those years of abuse!

Orochimaru: No way! You're shitting me!

Sasuke: No I'm not, that will hurt!

*Sasuke chidoris Orochimaru*

Then... Sasuke goes back to Konoha, beds, Sakura, then has sons. Then when he goes to attack Itachi with his kids, his older brother will laugh to his death because his nephews have pink hair. (idea taken from a fanfiction ;P)

Neways, that's the crack talking. *wink* Sorreh!

LOL Nice, good to have you back aedsax. Why were you off the site for awhile?

Choji is in a eating contest and is winning until he comes to the finally, the fruitcake that has been passed around since the start of time when it was made. When he trys to eat it he swallows it and it weighs so much it rips his esophogus and makes a hole in his stomach.

Chicken butt+zombie face +that girl = SH-T

Took a pic of THAT family but the pic burned before i developed it.This family is bad luck.

By th way o just kill a Nin just do a fart directly on his face.He,ll go to see his ancestors right away

Choji goes to use his jutsu, but instead of just getting real big, he blows up, causing Ino to freak out until she accidentaly runs off a clif. Shikamaru can't stop thinking about it until his finally gives out and his head explodes. (I'm such a peaceful person, right?)

all the girls die of AIDS from sasuke

a clasic: to throw explosives in a fire(dumb)
Naruto cleans his room first time in his life and throws all the garbege and burns it.But accidentely burns about 20 exploding tags and is killed in the explosin.

Sasuke uses his curse mark level two and thinks he can really fly with the wings, so he jumps off the base he and Oro are in and learns about gravity and becomes the second person to sky dive in the Naruto world (He never could catch up to Naruto )

Thats cool but not just aids. he is a drug addict.he'll overdose himself off that chicken butt

Shino's bug's go haywire and eat him alive, leaving only his skelotne and cloths left.

Garra uses his sand to create the orb like defense and it won't come undone until he dies

Shouji uses multisize hand onto him.He claps his 2 giantic hands and banana pressed that chickenbutt to piece.Eyes moving out and brain out of nose!

Who's he doing that to?

Kimimaru(I think I spelt it right, the bone guy.) goes to pull out his spine and takes the rib cage and some vitle organs with it.

[size=2]suaske uses curse mark 3 and naruto go's full tails and they both fly into such a rage that while there fighting they roll near a cliff and enter kakashi he chidoris them both off the cliff while yelling " violence solves nothing you idiots." thats how i see it.