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After ten years of solitary research on a remote island, Dr. Marcus Press has created the ultimate creature, SHARKMAN. This water breathing, half man, half shark, has the awesome capabilities and strength of the shark and the reasoning power and intelligence of a man. It is a lethal killer in either environment. Dr. Press requires time to perfect the SHARKMAN creature. The construction of an exclusive and expensive vacation resort on the island threatens to destroy all his plans and he has to stop the construction at all costs.

*bored look* Oh wow, such a wonderful theory.

this is naruto world clearly it's a jutsu and not some experiment.
interesting theory though

IT'S A JOKE.

Nice one xD

well i dont believe it, but theorys are fun to read and make you think of stuff
nice one , what is opinion of others

I am so freaking confused, pointless topic.

Same here... Can't even see the funny part if it's supposed to be a joke.

It's a real movie...

He's just saying that Kisame is from it.

And... that's supposed to be funny?

...

Sorry, my humor department is down.

He found a picture of a guy that looked alot like Kisame.

It's funny, cos it does look like Kisame.

Kisame is from a horror movie = funny.

It's funny when you don't discuss it for a whole thread >_>

it's a humorless joke

Hey who’s joking? This is serious, serious stuff, just like all the other threads. Perhaps I haven’t reached the rigorous academic standards of such greats as "Who would win in a fight between Naruto and Sasuka or Rock Lee or Orochimaru or...EVERY OTHER CHARCTER IN THE SHOW, as well as those in dbz and Bleach."
Or my all time favorite:

FAN A: Hey guess what. The fourth hokage is naruto's dad and him and naruto's
mom are number 1 and 2 of Akatsuki. I got it from the official Japanese
site.

FAN B: It's a lie, they made it up.

FAN C: This is the real, real truth; the fourth hokage is naruto's dad and him and
naruto's mom are number 1 and 2 of Akatsuki. I got it from the OFFICIAL, official
Japanese site.

FAN B: It's a lie, they made it up.

FAN D: I donno hey? There’s the number one akatsuki member and the fourth hokage. 1
Goes into 4 4 times, and 4 = 4 therefore it must be true.
ect. ect. ect. ect....
Actually, you know what? Kamikun is right, compared to all these relevant and insightful topics mine is pointless

... Don't feel bad. >.>

I see what you did!

Same thing with me and my AL = onohamaru stuff.

Good job my synical friend, you remind me of myself when I was a little low-postcount guy.

It is a joke that deserves to die, shot in the face and blood splattered on the sheets.

O.O I... agree with the blood spattered on the sheets and dying stuff, but I'm thinking it should be shot through the a**. >_> Long time no see God-kun.

OOO wow, looks like I've got a fan club. How touching. You guys will just LOVE my other movie-naruto theories.

SnaKe Man = Orochimaru
Skeleton Man = Kimimaro
Mosquito Man = I'm still working on that one.

Haha xD

whatever! i hate his face, and standing beside itachi makes him lok uglier!

Woot! XD Go Witch, tell 'em!!!

I sense jelousy

thats not even naruto
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we've already stated that please read 1st before posting

Says Starzen, the person who never reads a thread, and then makes a repeating post summing up what has been said 3 posts infront of him.

... is what? And idiot? NPG you didn't finish what you were saying. -.- An a******? A spawn of Satan's a**? What?

the only person in this thread that has a sense of humor is noodle

What confuses me is who would be dumb enough to make a movie about a sharkman in the first place?

Ooooooh! Thanks

the same guy who made jurassic shark and all the other ....man movies (seriously)

I dont follow you, just think that you are an idiot.

Jurassic shark? No idea what that is, but it sounds awesome.

ok.... this thread makes me laugh lol..
anyway... dounut king made an.... "interesting" theory, but sorta funny at the same time.

was it jurassic shark or jurassic park

Jurassic Shark?? Yes.

isnt there a theory that kisame has a tailed beast in him?

like one of the tailed beasts is a shark

awesome theory

LOL sharkman

dont worry the ones who were hating need ot take the extremely large dicks out of there asses and quit being jerks

i liked your kimimaro post to LOL

mosquito man X_X? haha

Dude juggalokai that was not appropriate, warning de verbal.

lol

its annoying eveyrone wa spicking on him and his theory

i actually enjoyed is lunatic theory its funny

I actually thought that it was interesting.

I personaly think its a completely stupid "theory", but its hardly less credible than many
other serious theories.

On a slightly more serious note, theres a Russion movie called "Night Watch" where the the main bad guy pulls out his own spine and uses it as a sword. Do you guys think its a rip off/reference of/to Kimimaro?

That could be a possibility there mate. I should look into it.

o_O I mean... >_> If you try looking at the release date of that movie and the date where Kimimaro went on his ballistic dance spree, then maybe we'd find out. o.O

eh intresting but i got a betta one...
10 Years ago
Kisame (when he is still a normal person) walks up to Orochiamaru, while Orochimaru is doing a Freakish experiment on Rock Lee something about discovering a way to grow eye brows as Orchimaru has none... Kisame walks in holding a shark (i ono y) and slips and falls into Orchimarus experiment... FLASH... BANG... *cough cough*
Kisame and Orchimaru climb out of the mess and smoke...
"AHHH" yells orochimaru and he faints
"wat huh ?" says the confused Kisame...
Kisame looks around alreted, he looks down he sees the new him in the mirror
"hmm u look farmillar" he says to himself not noeing that it's him...
the leader of akatsuki runs in...
"AGH wft happened to u Kisame ????"
"huh" kisame says
"u look soooo.... ugly...."
Kisame looks into the mirror once more
"wtf did orochimaru do to me AHH im going to freaking kill him!"
Akastuki leader clamly walks to orochimaur
"thats the last time we allow any random scientist ppl into our group... their all wimps"
Akastuki leader chucks Orochimaru out the window.

oh well it sux but neway....

I think that was just random spam there mate. Verbal warning.

I think that Night Watch movie came out at 1997

no, thats another movie by the same name. This ones about witches, vampires and other supernatural forces that one's about necropheliac murderer.

lol that sounds kool

how many movies are there

I thiink there are like 3 or 4, that is a lot.