I like to drink. Alot. Lol. I live in kind of a frat party house, so drinking is my primary occupation. I like to post spoilers from time to time, but I can't when it gets in the way of the boozing. So if you ever see me post a spoiler thread and never update it, it's probably because I'm hammered and busy getting shut down by girls because of it.

I live in Oklahoma, in a small college town. We have a ton of parties around here, but the town is also home to something known as the CLEET training center. Basically, all the surrounding counties send their police officers to our town to get trained, and they all have jurisdiction here, so they can all pull you over or generally harass anyone who chose no to be a **** for their career.

This makes life for the average drunk a little more interesting, as we are forced to get more and more clever every year to keep our parties from getting busted. Example: Using fake police calls and giving them addresses on the other side of town, so everyone can leave the party while they're all on that side. Don't worry, we only use noise violations and such so that if someone actually needs the cops, they'll go there first. And we never use 911!

Organizing and participating in all these drunken escapades really takes up most of my time outside of work, so that's why I never post, except on spoiler days. But I enjoy the life. While a little fast paced, it entertains me and allows me to meet a lot of interesting people. And then see some of them naked! Lol.

If I'm not getting drunk and waking up on front lawns of various administration buildings, I enjoy paint-balling occasionally, and of course, every closet nerd's favorite time killer: World of Warcraft.

Also, I feel it's always important for me to mention that I'm a huge fan of the movie, The Big Lebowski. Half of my communication with my friends is through movie quotes, and this is the go-to compendium of awesomeness when it comes to memorable quotes.

"The Dude Abides"

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